Fantasy (Finally)

My boss has been begging me to join his fantasy football league. His argument is that it's free, so why wouldn't I join? Well, "Because I don't want to" apparently wasn't a good enough answer, so this year I'm managing my own fantasy team. I have no idea how to do it, and little inclination to learn, but as a lifelong (overcompetitive) sports fan I think I can figure it out. Besides, I fully expect the Jets season to be in the toilet by game 5 this year, so I'm going to need something to look forward to on Sundays...